Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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