She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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