What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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