the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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