I heard we made out
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
