I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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