just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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