there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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