hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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