Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
its liver damage thursday
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