Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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