we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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