all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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