The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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