why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
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