Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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