This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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