What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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