Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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