I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I just found puke in my bra..
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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