mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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