hell yes lets make some ravioli
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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