how can u be prego again
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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