I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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