love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
