She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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