I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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