He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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