sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Randomize
