This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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