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I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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