i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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