a queef is a wish your heart makes.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
