Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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