So drunk its hurt
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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