He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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