you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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