I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
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