just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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