return my video game
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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