I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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