so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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