whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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