Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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