Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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