Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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