As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Someone signed my nipple.
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