2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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