I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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