I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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